Jesus Bloody H. Christ on a Crutch!!!

Rain.

Better call Noah. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Rain.

Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. And more God-forsaken, gonna-be-surfin'-down-Mainstreet RAIN!!!!

Did I mention the rain?

Now I've heard of rainy seasons before, but this is boardering on ridiculous. My hand to God, there has been only 4 or 5 days this month where it wasn't pouring out. Hell, I'm not sure July had that many dry days. I'm amazed the damn place hasn't floated away yet.

If you haven't gathered by the tone of this little rant, I'M BLOODY WELL SICK OF ALL THIS (insert expletive here) RAIN!!!!!!!!!