Graduating for Dummies, Vol. 1

This is a quick and easy guide for all of you who would wish to graduate from a Korean university.

Step one: Sign up for the classes you put off until your final semester.

Step two: Get a job as a flunky at some Korean firm.

Step three: Never go to any of the classes you registered for and make certain that the teacher has no idea who you are.

Step four: Show up on the day of the final exam with a note from your major department excusing you for four months of absents.

Step five: Demand a passing grade, most preferably an "A".

Step six: Look shocked and close to tears when the teacher says, "No. I can't pass you. You never came to class."

Step seven: Complain, cry, or whine at every person who you think has the power to force the teacher to change the grade.

Step eight: Wipe your forehead and breathe a sigh of relief as an English Department flunky changes your grade regardless of the teacher's wishes.

Step nine: Skip happily off to your stupid ass job, degree in hand, and bully any one who dares to interrupt you while you play computer games at your desk.

***You think I'm kidding. I've had three so far this semester.***